Thou Shalt Not Test Me Before My Coffee Christian T-Shirt
Black / S
$26.99
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THOU SHALT NOT TEST ME BEFORE MY COFFEE. ☕😂
A little faith. A little caffeine. And a whole lot of “not yet.”
The Thou Shalt Not Test Me Before My Coffee T-Shirt combines Bible-inspired humor with bold streetwear style. Featuring energetic white and electric-blue typography, this design is made for Christians, coffee lovers, and anyone who knows some conversations need to wait until after the first cup.
DESIGN DETAILS:
• Funny “Thou Shalt Not Test Me Before My Coffee” statement
• Playful “Caffeine 3:16” detail
• Bold white & electric-blue typography
• Modern distressed streetwear styling
• Large front graphic
• Exclusive Divine Drip Company sleeve branding
• Custom Divine Drip Company inside neck branding
• Classic unisex fit
• Available in sizes S–5XL
• Multiple color options
Perfect for coffee lovers with a sense of humor and a little attitude.
Wear the message. Drink the coffee. ☕
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Thou Shalt Not Test Me Before My Coffee Christian T-Shirt
$26.99
A little faith. A little caffeine. And a whole lot of “not yet.”
The Thou Shalt Not Test Me Before My Coffee T-Shirt combines Bible-inspired humor with bold streetwear style. Featuring energetic white and electric-blue typography, this design is made for Christians, coffee lovers, and anyone who knows some conversations need to wait until after the first cup.
DESIGN DETAILS:
• Funny “Thou Shalt Not Test Me Before My Coffee” statement
• Playful “Caffeine 3:16” detail
• Bold white & electric-blue typography
• Modern distressed streetwear styling
• Large front graphic
• Exclusive Divine Drip Company sleeve branding
• Custom Divine Drip Company inside neck branding
• Classic unisex fit
• Available in sizes S–5XL
• Multiple color options
Perfect for coffee lovers with a sense of humor and a little attitude.
Wear the message. Drink the coffee. ☕
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |