Not Today Satan I Already Clocked In Christian T-Shirt
Black / S
$26.99
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NOT TODAY SATAN. I ALREADY CLOCKED IN. 😂✝️
Some days require faith, prayer, coffee, and the determination to make it through the shift.
This funny Christian T-shirt combines blue-collar humor with bold faith and gritty streetwear style. Featuring the message “Not Today Satan. I Already Clocked In,” rugged work-inspired artwork, and premium Divine Drip Company branding, it’s made for believers who work hard, pray harder, and aren't afraid to have a little fun with their faith.
DESIGN DETAILS:
• “Not Today Satan. I Already Clocked In” graphic
• Funny Christian blue-collar/workwear design
• Bold orange, cream, black, and distressed tones
• Custom Divine Drip Company branding
• DDC sleeve branding
• Comfortable unisex fit
• Sizes S–5XL
• Printed to order
Perfect for factory workers, mechanics, construction workers, tradesmen, blue-collar Christians, or anyone who needs Jesus and coffee to make it through another shift.
Work hard. Pray harder. ✝️
Divine Drip Company
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Not Today Satan I Already Clocked In Christian T-Shirt
$26.99
Some days require faith, prayer, coffee, and the determination to make it through the shift.
This funny Christian T-shirt combines blue-collar humor with bold faith and gritty streetwear style. Featuring the message “Not Today Satan. I Already Clocked In,” rugged work-inspired artwork, and premium Divine Drip Company branding, it’s made for believers who work hard, pray harder, and aren't afraid to have a little fun with their faith.
DESIGN DETAILS:
• “Not Today Satan. I Already Clocked In” graphic
• Funny Christian blue-collar/workwear design
• Bold orange, cream, black, and distressed tones
• Custom Divine Drip Company branding
• DDC sleeve branding
• Comfortable unisex fit
• Sizes S–5XL
• Printed to order
Perfect for factory workers, mechanics, construction workers, tradesmen, blue-collar Christians, or anyone who needs Jesus and coffee to make it through another shift.
Work hard. Pray harder. ✝️
Divine Drip Company
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |